my favourite story to read the children has been "little red hen"

Was right of centre (which would, today, be medium left) coz fascism.

With kids I've become more and more left. I think to be right wing sets a terrible example. Imagine you ended up with a risky as a child? Or an LA?  Doesn't bear thinking about. 

I was left, pre-children - and remain left, post-children.

I try to teach the, not to be tribal. Working with one, failing with the other.

Same as Jelly

Isn’t supporting a Fascist terrorist organisation which murders gay people fairly right-wing Gorlami?

No it hasn't.  Realising the Tories are massive cahunts has changed it though.

Kids made me right. They come home spouting the latest bollocks from wokeiversity and I am enraged. 

It’s all gone too far I tells ya. 

Isn’t supporting a Fascist terrorist organisation which murders gay people fairly right-wing Gorlami?

….says the Suella Braveman of Rof.

Supporting Israel and its ultra right wing government is about the clearest indication of someone being on the right. Just look at polling in the US and UK 

Here’s your leader declaring her support on LBC: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fqvC9VZqjJk 

My children are inculcated with th e importance of personal responsibility and asking cui bono

I’ll be buying mine young conservatives memberships as soon as they’re (a) born and (b) allowed to join us. 

‘My children are inculcated with th e importance of personal responsibility and asking cui bono‘

Plus you’re telling them not to vote presumably? 

That won’t be an issue for some years

You don't really have to talk to imaginary children about politics much