Also happy 200th anniversary of his death 

It's a joke, many things are mispronounced in the poem. 

I recommend TRIH on this total wrongun.

Wang does not approve

U shibbolethy bastards really get on my nerves

This is what elicited mon q, Wang. He seems a real twot.

I meant to write teat 

I expect sailo and his team of paedopologists to be along to sing the praises of Child Harold shortly

Yeah Rham you are exactly right.

It's

'Don Joo Wan be baby?

Don Joo Wan me waaa-ah- ah ah'

His fans were called 'Byromaniacs'. 

Zany to the max

Never got Byron tbh. The poetry is shit 

George Gordon. He hated it when people called him Gordon. He toyed with a few names. Graham, Sting, Flash, before coming up with Lord B. 

He lived in Aberdeen for a bit

The ignominy 

Oddly enough, there is a Manx name Juan that is ppronounced joo-an

Hereditary remnants of washed up armada perhaps Cam?

Assume you've come across Professor Adrian Poole?

Thise allegations were never proven jelly

Heh. Messy business tho. 

I am injuncted from commenting further on senor messi

A tissue of lies... and regret. 

@Wango, I don't know, I suspect it's more just a limit to how many sounds and words meaning that such things happen.

Lord Byron Studies wasn’t an option on my course at Oxford.

Beaten to it by Cam. 

Exit pursued by [Lord Byron's] bear

I say phonetically - Don Wan - that might well be completely wrong and my children laugh at how I say words like Nokia and Skype (as I read masses of things and just about never watch them on TV so tend to read but not hear words).

I always assumed it was hwan like the Spanish.

You can only assume it is pronounced spanish style if you haven't read it or don't understand rhymes.

Feel free to pronounce it how you like though, no damage and Byron was a nonce.

Byron had a massive cock and he deployed it everywhere he could. He was exhumed 140 years after his death by a man called (no joke) Byron Rogers, who noted the massive wanger. He needed the consent of the local MP - one (again, no joke) Seymour Cocks. 

Jelly, having a clubs hlong is no excuse for being an incestipaed

Would they remain big after such a long list mortem period??

There's probably a pathology formula to describe loss of length post-mortem

This is what crypto does for a living.

The cambridge medics did a hilarious rag week stunt one year where they ran thru the town with Cadaverous Jonhsons sewn to their gowns.*

*Cadaverous Johnson sounds like a 17th Century landscape gardener