That freeze frame one with the picture of a clown they leave on all night?

Surprised you let him have access to the tv tbh, I thought he wasn’t allowed anything he might find pleasurable.

I understand that books can help. Buy some books. 

GB News

I didn’t Jim but desperate times… do they broadcast that test card with the noughts and crosses any more?

Think that was Oofer’s suggestion.

The answer to most questions about TV is Buffy; a fortiori for a child who would benefit from inspiration.  

Usual idleness from the English teaching 'profession'

Who's paying who here?

Pay? Oh you mean taxes

PMQs

The Simpsons. So that when you introduce him to Chill he will also be able to say Flanders 

I’ve been rethinking that. I think he’s a cross between Flanders and Gil. 

Monty Don's Adriatic Gardens 

Just get a tutor. One with an IQ higher than a watermelon.

I don’t want to spend any money Davos. Are you crazy!

Heh at this thread. Love the updates on Risky jr although I’m sure I should be getting professionally curious. If it ever turns out Risky sr is not an attention-seeking p1ss-taker, I could be in trouble.

This is at least a positive way to find out you are not blood related to the child

Heh.

I wouldn’t worry about it Jim, after all you’re not a very good police officer (yours sincerely, the promotion board)

Harsh but heh @ risky

Honest heh for Risky.

(I may be a shit officer but at least I’ve kept my sense of humour)

Risky is on fire recently. Now don’t spoil it by pointing it out to everyone. Play it cool m7.