what is a consultant at Deloitte??

"How long does impact take? How long is a piece of string? How many seconds does a solution contain? How can we possibly tell? After all, impact can be huge or small. Immediate or years in the making. At Deloitte we believe the best impact is the value we add, not the hours we sit at our desk. "

Hm.

it depends.

it always does eh

That depends too.

I think "consultant" means they are a consultant.

Then why are they employees?

Also consultant implies senior to me but they seem to be doing super junior work.

Cookie, all your friends are from rof and they don't even like you very much.

Have you two ever met in person? I'll bet that if you ever did if would be about three minutes before you were giving each other the most vigorous, angry pork-swording.

Heh! Oh spotty, what have you done....!

I'm actually visualising pastry sex right now between a brioche and a cookie. I think it could result in the next cronut.

One of my friends’ so s has just joined Accenture as a business strategy consultant. He is an ACA, recent qual, aged about 26.

i looked this up on the Accenture website - pure gobbledegook, didnt understand a single sentence. Execpt for, the one where they said full training given in the job, no specific experience necessary.