In between two of your chins, biggie. Plenty of room, nobody would notice the difference in aroma and I guess eventually the body would decompose or be absorbed or something.
Yes Barry, I’m making copious notes and reporting back to Cressida. Expect a knock on the door in the early hours with all your computers to be seized because you used the word person rather than persxn.
Although the question of how to hide a body successfully is quite a difficult one, to be honest it is even more difficult for me to imagine a situation where I'd have a dead body on my hands but wouldn't be so overcome with the guilt (if I had something to do with it) or the general morosity of the situation (e.g. if I didn't have anything to do with it, but somehow it was up to me to get rid of the body) that I'd be concerned with how to hide a body rather than whether to bring myself in or frankly to end it all.
Nevertheless, if such a situation were to arise it seems to me the best way is a plastic bad stuffed with stones, and then dropped off somewhere in the lochs (which are quite deep as I understand). Then leave the country and find a jurisdiction where psychotherapy confidentiality is strong enough.
Next door neighbours are hoarders and have an old dilapidated shed that is full to bursting with bags of junk and rubbish. No one has been in there for years. They only come to the property a few times a year, so plenty of opportunity to sneak in and hide a body in there.
come to think of it, there could already be something in there. They are very odd…
On a piece of greenfield/brownfield land. But you might have to dig it up in six months when a condo is being built there. Here's a leg. Here's a wing.
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Probably Dubai. If the body identified as female.
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I wouldn't HIDE it. I'd dissolve it in acid.
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At your house
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In between two of your chins, biggie. Plenty of room, nobody would notice the difference in aroma and I guess eventually the body would decompose or be absorbed or something.
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I would cover it in wax and leave it inside the body works exhibition
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In fridge D tray 4. Nobody would look there.
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Pig farm
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*lurking*
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Not sure I ever liked police presence on this board tbf.
Are you monitoring our comments for offensiveness, jim? What if someone is a bit transphobic? I hear that's one of the worst modern crimes.
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Crypto's house
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Call Winston Wolf.
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Yes Barry, I’m making copious notes and reporting back to Cressida. Expect a knock on the door in the early hours with all your computers to be seized because you used the word person rather than persxn.
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Although the question of how to hide a body successfully is quite a difficult one, to be honest it is even more difficult for me to imagine a situation where I'd have a dead body on my hands but wouldn't be so overcome with the guilt (if I had something to do with it) or the general morosity of the situation (e.g. if I didn't have anything to do with it, but somehow it was up to me to get rid of the body) that I'd be concerned with how to hide a body rather than whether to bring myself in or frankly to end it all.
Nevertheless, if such a situation were to arise it seems to me the best way is a plastic bad stuffed with stones, and then dropped off somewhere in the lochs (which are quite deep as I understand). Then leave the country and find a jurisdiction where psychotherapy confidentiality is strong enough.
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Somewhere that nobody would ever look, like the "accommodation wanted" board on ROF.
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Next door neighbours are hoarders and have an old dilapidated shed that is full to bursting with bags of junk and rubbish. No one has been in there for years. They only come to the property a few times a year, so plenty of opportunity to sneak in and hide a body in there.
come to think of it, there could already be something in there. They are very odd…
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Dog would eat it
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Yes but he would run to answer the door to the fuzz holding a femur in its mouth while furiously wagging his tail and looking happy
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Probably on rof. There are so many steaming turds on here nobody would notice the smell for months.
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I would leave it lying around until my wife “tidied it away” nobody is ever fooking finding it again then.
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Under Anna Friel’s patio.
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In your shed. Then I'd call the cops.
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On a single track railway line. First train of the day vapourises the evidence. Another sad suicide.
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Heh @csider
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Dissolve in acid, take out in small batches and dump over a very wide area. Hardest part would be dismembering to fit in the dissolving receptacle.
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Leave it in an NHS corridor… …it will be months before anyone notices it’s starting to honk a bit.
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Wrap it in bacon and bake it for the required time. I would then claim it is a Jamie Oliver recipe
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The Emirates Stadium, nobody would notice the silence.
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This reminds me of a very stressful chapter of one of ian mcewan’s novels where the the characters have to… carry and move things
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On a piece of greenfield/brownfield land. But you might have to dig it up in six months when a condo is being built there. Here's a leg. Here's a wing.
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Dubai
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In Out, by Natsuo Kirino, a woman slowly cuts up her husband with sushi knives and pushes the pieces down the drain iirc.
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Wait no I think she changed her mind
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It is also (maybe) a question at pupillage/ trainee interviews....
But remember, if he's a made man like Billy Batts, someone's gotta pay for it...
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