Will you ever dress like Jeremy Clarkson?

Eg when you're older and heavier and more shagged out physically. 

I already do when I’m trying to be smarter than jeans and t-shirt.  It’s better than the smart shirt not tucked into shorts look which is is also the preserve of men of a certain age and class.

No because if you aren't obviously a public schoolboy (or whatever you are if you went to a school at the "top end of the 2nd division" like Repton) you come across as even more ridiculous than Clarkson.