Writing and reading law articles can be bloody boring and clients are always going on about how they want their lawyers to be less prolix.

So hats off to Withers for it's extremely concise report on the state of the West End's retail market.

Bang, you're done. Boils it all down to three lines. Two if you don't count the headline.

Two authors were credited with the essay, an associate and a partner. Both get big ticks for commercial awareness, but I bet the associate did all the work.

If you've seen any silliness, do send it in.