Furious puritan dobs in boozy, flirty associate

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Furious insider, we love you too (we're certainly impressed by the celestial scale of your wrath) and your font size escalation game is on point. That being said, if drinking and flirting were a scandal RollOnFriday would have 5,000 stories to post every week. Nonetheless your single-minded anger is impressive/scary, so we're printing your scuttlebutt - just with the names removed.

Redacted person: someone out there really, really doesn't like you.

Comments

This looks like the sort of incoherent rambling which should be written in green biro. Bizarre.

Can I get her number please?

But is she good at bungling?

It's the mixture of puritanism and American TV references I like. There's also some missing quote marks and a missing apostrophe in the third paragraph.

This sounds like just my kind of firm, apart from the bitchy poison pen colleague of course.