First read Part 1, because otherwise, I don't know, this is not going to make much sense. Basically RollOnFriday received spam from a sex doll manufacturer and I replied asking for 250 sex dolls designed specifically for lawyers.
To recap, by the end of Part 1, Kevin the sex doll boss was demanding money before he would take photos of his sex dolls dressed as lawyers. I sent him Photoshopped pictures to show him how easy it was to do. They were stupid - but were they stupid enough for Kevin to pack up his sex dolls and leave?
No.
From: Entity doll
Sent: 02 November 2016
To: Jamie
Subject: Re:RE: Re: Inquiry
Dear Jamie
Good Job and nice pictures.
but it will have difference from ture photos.also the work is different too.
So we don't need to take pictures again right?
Tks
Kevin
From: Jamie
Sent: 02 November 2016
To: 'Entity doll'
Subject: RE: RE: Re: Inquiry
Thanks Kevin.
Yes, I accept that real photos would look different and involve different work.
But we’re getting into a discussion about reality versus artifice now.
And while that’s interesting given that your whole thing here is about convincing people they’re humping someone in a waking coma and not a hunk of plastic with marbles for eyes, it’s not pertinent to our discussion.
By all means take snaps of your filthy sex robots in knock-off lawyer’s clobber. In fact I require them. But any costs you incur are your own to bear.
Jamie
From: Entity doll
Sent: 03 November 2016
To: Jamie Hamilton
Subject: Re:RE: RE: Re: Inquiry
Dear Jamie
Tks for explaining.
Let's talk about the business.
You have seen the prices on our website, right?
So you will know the doll is not cheap as Inflatable doll or other half Inflatable doll. If your market can accept this kind of doll?
After we take the photos, what's your plan for it?
You will order directly or will ask a sample?
And you asked about 250 dolls, this is not a small amont. when will you need them? How to delivery them, by sea? which port?
For special place to store the doll,
we have this kind of case, would you think it is suitable?
Tks
Kevin
From: "jamie Titchenor" <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, November 03, 2016
To: [email protected]
Subject: Inquiry
Hi Kevin
Please note my new email address. I now work for myself at my new company, Genitally Realistic Original Silicone Solicitors Limited.
Yes I glanced at the prices. $200 a doll or something? I can't afford that but our rich lawyer customers can. But obviously as selling partners I wouldn't pay you anything for the dolls. I'd pay 50% of the wigs, which you've said I'd get a bulk discount on. I could pay you back when the first orders complete.
Not keen on a sending 250 sex dolls by ship. Too much like Dracula. Call me superstitious, but the thought of those creepy lust puppets cracking open their storage coffins and running amok is not sexy at all. If they managed to land the boat and scampered off into Southampton we'd kick ourselves.
Ideally we should book economy plane seats for them. We could pretend they've been at a law conference in China and tell our customers they got deep vein thrombosis which is why everyone has to pick them up at the gate in wheelchairs.
Jamie Chandelier
Chairman
GROSS Ltd
From: "Entity doll"
Sent: Thursday, November 03, 2016
To: "jamie Titchenor" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re:Inquiry
Hi,Jamie
USD200.0 is the charge for taking photos, not for the doll.
as your said, you customers is rich lawyer.they have money to buy a good doll, also major blue balls there.
If fact, we think we have ways to do business and earn money together.
First way, if you have one customers need it, you can ask he to pay money to you and then you pay us cost of the doll and we can directly send the doll to your customer from china.
The second way,You can ask your customer to pay for us ,then we can give you Commission for every deal.
The third way, We think you can first to do the work, to show the pictures to your customers, then you know how many people will buy , if need buy, you can ask them to give you deposit,and then can order from us.
USD200.0 for charge of taking good photos will be a little thing for you when you face a big business chance.
For your idea, "Ideally we should book economy plane seats for them", we can ship the doll to your place, and then you can let your customers to pick up them at
at the gate in wheelchairs.
Tks
Kevin
From: "jamie Titchenor" <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, November 03, 2016
To: "Entity doll" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Inquiry
Kev
Ok, ship me the sex dolls once I get the orders and I'll take them to the airport.
2 things:
1. I am concerned about the makeshift anuses you're drilling into the male dolls.
2. The dolls need to be changed to reflect a lawyer's fantasy of a sexy lawyer. My design team has done extensive research with algorithms and they say lawyers are attracted to lawyers who look like this:
I think something may have gone wrong with the second one. If it is correct you will need longer crates.
Jamie
Jamie Candelabra
CEO
GROSS Ltd
From: "Entity doll"
Sent: Friday, November 04, 2016 at 1:47 AM
To: "jamie Titchenor" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re:Re: Inquiry
Dear Jamie
Tks for email.
1. What's your concern about anuses of male doll? we can make it as your request.
2. Now, it seems you have changed idea about how to dress the doll now.
Can you do a further study with your colleagues and then have a final request about how to dress them.
Then we go on to work about take photos.
3. If fact, we delivery the doll in long crates. paper carton or crates that I send you picture
Tks
Kevin
From: "jamie Titchenor" <[email protected]>
Sent: Friday, November 04, 2016
To: "Entity doll"
Subject: Re: Re: Inquiry
Hi Kevin
Thanks for getting back, I know you're tremendously busy sending out millions of spam emails and hammering together sex dolls.
1. My concern with your anus is that it must be comfortable. Any sharp edges up there need to be ground down.
Also, the creative team says ideally your anus should play a tune. Specifically, the theme from Inspector Morse. Apparently it's the latest thing. You need to program those gizmos from musical birthday cards and then shove them up your arses. They trigger on penetration. The Morse theme must play constantly during lovemaking. On climax, a clip plays of Morse saying dismissively, "Lewwwis". Costs should be minimal, but we need to be careful customers aren't electrocuted by the Morse bumhole theme tune function.
2. The R&D division ran the numbers again last night. Turns out the Sex Giraffe was an anomaly caused by accidentally surveying giraffes. They've now voided the giraffes' answers. These are the final visuals for the perfect lawyer sex dolls which other lawyers find attractive:
From a hygiene perspective, I've been advised that the heads and Male Sex Doll phallus have felt skin so customers should wash those parts in hot soapy water after use to avoid matted fur and rotting.
Jamie Candlelight
Director
GROSS Ltd
From: "Entity doll"
Sent: Saturday, November 05, 2016
To: "jamie Titchenor" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re:Re: Re: Inquiry
Dear Jamie
1. about your concern
The anus is comfortable without Any sharp edges.Both male or female doll can have sex fuction.It is as comfartable as Vagina?
So it has played a tune for you to place music Morse.
2. For the final visuals for the perfect lawyer sex dolls, so you need us to take a full set photos for the dolls?
Tks
Kevin*********************
He won't stop. He wants to flog Sex Dolls and he will not stop. There's only one way to get out of this. Find out how next week.