Herewith an elegant humblebrag, spotted winging across twitter by @JudgeJohnHack:



*carefully snips quote*
*lards in self-deprecation*
*tweets*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
*snaps*
*tattoos on chest*
*digs into Lords cricket pitch overnight*
*flies behind plane*
*buries in time capsule*
*names child for*