Recently I posted the correspondence between Sadiq Ahmed, a Syrian gentleman who had $79 million burning a hole in his pocket, and Mr Wibble, a credulous and greedy old man. It went strange.

Unlikely as it may seem considering where Mr Wibble left off (sending Sadiq crudely-photoshopped self-portraits), Sadiq has been back in touch. I'll be posting what happened next once the whole thing collapses in on itself next week, but in the meantime, here's how I discovered it is possible to push these honourable benefactors of the internet too far. Please don't tell anyone what you are about to read: it is TOP SECRET.