A partner at a top City firm has been targeted by neighbours for allegedly flouting social distancing guidelines.
Video of the solicitor being escorted to her front porch after a VE day party was sent to RollOnFriday.
"She was steered back home in the early hours by two of the neighbours a bit worse for wear", said a furious source. "The footage speaks for itself. Since then her children have continued contact with the neighbours’ children on at least 3 more occasions".
The infraction was filmed from a Ring doorbell camera, and appears to show the partner walking arm-in-arm to her door with female friends, before kissing them goodnight. Outrageous.
"Two metres?! More like 190 centimetres! GAIL, FETCH THE NOOSE!"
But the lockdown renegade wasn't exactly jetting 12,000 KM to Skye, or breaking the rules for a fruity tryst while advising the government, so RollOnFriday is not identifying her or publishing the footage.
However, the incident does illustrate how once-innocent interactions can now be weaponised by someone bearing a grudge. In April a junior lawyer was wrongly accused of holding a lockdown party. So stay alert. Readers are advised not to infringe the vaguely-defined rules without wearing a disguise, ideally a mask.