Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 An actual question, not breathless observation. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 If the couple we have at work are anything to go by, not very Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 In my experience not the hottest of the Scandinavians Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 How would u rank, pheebz? Purely physically, no adjustments for demeanour or personal substance Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Feel bad for your colleagues, tom. R they trolly? Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Swedish Icelandic Danes Norwegian Finnish Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 I’d have thought the pale, gothy, mullety, morose look would be up your street their language is mental Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Exactly, maybe I have just met rubbish Finns Vote up! 1 Vote down! 0 I read that as "their language is metal" Which would also work Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Heh Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Hmm https://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/14-finnish-men-who-are-so-hot-youll-actually-have-to-cool-do Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Oh god they love metal. And that weird tobacco stuff in tea bags they put behind their teeth. minging Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 They spend a good amount of time in Saunas, so quite. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I was there for the last three weeks. Here are my observations: Generally into exercise Dress sense a few years out of date Pretty quiet, but quite bubbly in a funny awkward way. some look more on the Russian side Love walking with those nordic sticks Sauna botherers The ones in Tampere seemed to be on the lash more those in Helsinki. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Music is stuck between 2000 and 2005. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 So they haven't got to Lordi winning Eurovision in 2006... That's the best bit Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Lordi distilled the essence of 2000 to 2005 to win in 2006 with aplomb. Alas the rasmus failed trying to do the same trick this year :( Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I spent yesterday morning with 3 Finnish women (not in a sauna) and was whelmed marginally but not overly. I did notice that two of them had very lovely eyes. I don't imagine I made their day either. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Reported for sexism and objectification. Do better. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 now if you'd said objectivity................. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Women in saunas are always tricky tbf. Top marks for remembering they had eyes. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 That buzzfeed link is someone trying to find the best pictures of men in an entire country and yet they all look a bit weird. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I don't think finns are scandies. They are progeny of the khan's hoardes (hence having a weird language like magyar). Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Half of them are quasi-Russians with similar looks. The other half is just bleak. All of them are depressed. None of them is able to communicate in a meaninful manner. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 The only Finns I can immediately think of are Hakkinen and Litmanen, who tbf look about as opposite as white men can get. Whenever I see Hakkinen I’m always convinced that somewhere a mid-tier accountancy firm is missing an audit manager. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Can confirm both that we are very hot, and - per Wang - not Scandinavian. Although I’m Swede-Finn, so, like Hovis, best of both. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 It seems I am coming first and bringing up the rear in your list Phoebes. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 my pal is in Helsinki and I have never felt the Brexit "you can never live here" buzzkill harder Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Imho, a higher proportion of attractive women than most other nations Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Clergs, you have spent more than ten years on here moaning about where you live, pining to live elsewhere and then, quite famously, not doing so. How the fook does brexit change this? At least you have an excuse other than being a lazy bumhole. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I could list all of the things I am currently doing in addition to my full-time job (which involves being across the UK and outside the UK) but it would make you feel bad about sitting on the sofa five miles from whatever home counties parish you were born in just because I live in one place doesn't mean I don't have a life in other places Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Is no 1 on the list roffing to a global audience? Miss Worldwide aye. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 You need to work on your ad hominems fella, they suckass. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 well you just called me a "lazy bumhole" for having an existence outside the English provinces so you should probably look to yourself first Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 it's the main reason Brexit happened, this mistaking the centre of the world being near you for you being worldly Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 No, pretty happy with my ad hominems, they zingmax. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 About 37 degrees Celsius I would imagine Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 One of the most famous forensic pathology textbooks is authored by a Finn. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 is it good? Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 It’s ok as a basic introduction. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I had my first kiss in Finland. With an Italian, tho 😉 Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 ah the good old EU days :( Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 You can still have a snog in Finland. Or even Italy. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 yeah but now it's ruined by the visa inequality Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Might make it feel more transgressive…. Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 I'd rather just be an EU citizien tbh Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 Maybe for one night only in Helsinki you can feel your passport move. Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 How would u rank, pheebz? Purely physically, no adjustments for demeanour or personal substance
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 1 I’d have thought the pale, gothy, mullety, morose look would be up your street their language is mental
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Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Oh god they love metal. And that weird tobacco stuff in tea bags they put behind their teeth. minging
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I was there for the last three weeks. Here are my observations: Generally into exercise Dress sense a few years out of date Pretty quiet, but quite bubbly in a funny awkward way. some look more on the Russian side Love walking with those nordic sticks Sauna botherers The ones in Tampere seemed to be on the lash more those in Helsinki.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 So they haven't got to Lordi winning Eurovision in 2006... That's the best bit
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Lordi distilled the essence of 2000 to 2005 to win in 2006 with aplomb. Alas the rasmus failed trying to do the same trick this year :(
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I spent yesterday morning with 3 Finnish women (not in a sauna) and was whelmed marginally but not overly. I did notice that two of them had very lovely eyes. I don't imagine I made their day either.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Women in saunas are always tricky tbf. Top marks for remembering they had eyes.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 That buzzfeed link is someone trying to find the best pictures of men in an entire country and yet they all look a bit weird.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I don't think finns are scandies. They are progeny of the khan's hoardes (hence having a weird language like magyar).
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Half of them are quasi-Russians with similar looks. The other half is just bleak. All of them are depressed. None of them is able to communicate in a meaninful manner.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 The only Finns I can immediately think of are Hakkinen and Litmanen, who tbf look about as opposite as white men can get. Whenever I see Hakkinen I’m always convinced that somewhere a mid-tier accountancy firm is missing an audit manager.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Can confirm both that we are very hot, and - per Wang - not Scandinavian. Although I’m Swede-Finn, so, like Hovis, best of both.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 my pal is in Helsinki and I have never felt the Brexit "you can never live here" buzzkill harder
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 Clergs, you have spent more than ten years on here moaning about where you live, pining to live elsewhere and then, quite famously, not doing so. How the fook does brexit change this? At least you have an excuse other than being a lazy bumhole.
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 I could list all of the things I am currently doing in addition to my full-time job (which involves being across the UK and outside the UK) but it would make you feel bad about sitting on the sofa five miles from whatever home counties parish you were born in just because I live in one place doesn't mean I don't have a life in other places
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 well you just called me a "lazy bumhole" for having an existence outside the English provinces so you should probably look to yourself first
Vote up! 0 Vote down! 0 it's the main reason Brexit happened, this mistaking the centre of the world being near you for you being worldly
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If the couple we have at work are anything to go by, not very
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In my experience not the hottest of the Scandinavians
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How would u rank, pheebz?
Purely physically, no adjustments for demeanour or personal substance
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Feel bad for your colleagues, tom. R they trolly?
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Swedish
Icelandic
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Norwegian
Finnish
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I’d have thought the pale, gothy, mullety, morose look would be up your street
their language is mental
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Exactly,
maybe I have just met rubbish Finns
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I read that as "their language is metal"
Which would also work
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Heh
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Hmm https://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/14-finnish-men-who-are-so-hot-youll-actually-have-to-cool-do
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Oh god they love metal. And that weird tobacco stuff in tea bags they put behind their teeth.
minging
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They spend a good amount of time in Saunas, so quite.
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I was there for the last three weeks. Here are my observations:
Generally into exercise
Dress sense a few years out of date
Pretty quiet, but quite bubbly in a funny awkward way.
some look more on the Russian side
Love walking with those nordic sticks
Sauna botherers
The ones in Tampere seemed to be on the lash more those in Helsinki.
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Music is stuck between 2000 and 2005.
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So they haven't got to Lordi winning Eurovision in 2006...
That's the best bit
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Lordi distilled the essence of 2000 to 2005 to win in 2006 with aplomb. Alas the rasmus failed trying to do the same trick this year :(
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I spent yesterday morning with 3 Finnish women (not in a sauna) and was whelmed marginally but not overly. I did notice that two of them had very lovely eyes. I don't imagine I made their day either.
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Reported for sexism and objectification. Do better.
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now if you'd said objectivity.................
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Women in saunas are always tricky tbf. Top marks for remembering they had eyes.
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That buzzfeed link is someone trying to find the best pictures of men in an entire country and yet they all look a bit weird.
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I don't think finns are scandies. They are progeny of the khan's hoardes (hence having a weird language like magyar).
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Half of them are quasi-Russians with similar looks. The other half is just bleak.
All of them are depressed.
None of them is able to communicate in a meaninful manner.
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The only Finns I can immediately think of are Hakkinen and Litmanen, who tbf look about as opposite as white men can get.
Whenever I see Hakkinen I’m always convinced that somewhere a mid-tier accountancy firm is missing an audit manager.
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Can confirm both that we are very hot, and - per Wang - not Scandinavian. Although I’m Swede-Finn, so, like Hovis, best of both.
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It seems I am coming first and bringing up the rear in your list Phoebes.
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my pal is in Helsinki and I have never felt the Brexit "you can never live here" buzzkill harder
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Imho, a higher proportion of attractive women than most other nations
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Clergs, you have spent more than ten years on here moaning about where you live, pining to live elsewhere and then, quite famously, not doing so.
How the fook does brexit change this?
At least you have an excuse other than being a lazy bumhole.
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I could list all of the things I am currently doing in addition to my full-time job (which involves being across the UK and outside the UK)
but it would make you feel bad about sitting on the sofa five miles from whatever home counties parish you were born in
just because I live in one place doesn't mean I don't have a life in other places
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Is no 1 on the list roffing to a global audience?
Miss Worldwide aye.
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You need to work on your ad hominems fella, they suckass.
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well you just called me a "lazy bumhole" for having an existence outside the English provinces so you should probably look to yourself first
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it's the main reason Brexit happened, this mistaking the centre of the world being near you for you being worldly
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No, pretty happy with my ad hominems, they zingmax.
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About 37 degrees Celsius I would imagine
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One of the most famous forensic pathology textbooks is authored by a Finn.
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is it good?
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It’s ok as a basic introduction.
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I had my first kiss in Finland.
With an Italian, tho 😉
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ah the good old EU days :(
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You can still have a snog in Finland. Or even Italy.
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yeah but now it's ruined by the visa inequality
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Might make it feel more transgressive….
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I'd rather just be an EU citizien tbh
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Maybe for one night only in Helsinki you can feel your passport move.
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