A man claiming to be lawyer from A&L Goodbody has been kicked out of a London bar for drunken brawling, indicating that the Christmas season of fighting and debauchery has arrived early.

RollOnFriday understands that the Irish gentleman became tired and emotional while watching the Ireland v South Africa rugby match at Rileys Sports Bar in Picadilly Circus on Saturday. A source reports that the man enjoyed several refreshments before boasting that he worked at A&L Goodbody. When other patrons blocked his view of the television he loudly demanded that they get out of his way "because of how much he earns an hour".

"Billing right noww acshlly. Billing your MUM ya bastd. I love you, though. I love you. Jsst rest here, ferabit. Blling."

 
Overcome by Ireland's good fortune, A&L Goodbody's generous salary and the beer leaking from his ears, the man apparently started a fight. At which point staff decided they'd had enough of his antics and threw him onto the street.

A spokesman for A&L Goodbody declined to comment, no doubt because its champion had failed to spark a vintage DLA-sized Christmas scrap.