Went to a cracking Chinese restaurant for dim sum on Sunday (Bright Courtyard Baker Street, give it a go, it's nom nom nom). A high chair was presented for the nipper, with the following legend on the back:

     

OK, OK, bad spelling and grammar is one thing. How good's my Cantonese? But refusing to allow the "mentally deficient" to sit at the table? You need to be a Nobel Laureate to eat a prawn dumpling?
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