My mate Dave (not his real name). Down the dog & duck, by the pool table. Just give him the code and when you're not going to be in. He will call at a time that suits. 

Sounds perfect Jelly.  It's 000000.

I had you for a 12345 guy, Spaceballs style. 

There’s all sorts of guys who do this Sails, one man bands, look didgy as hell but are legit. Maybe thats just London.

Banhams are v expensive ime

Every move we've just had it disabled.  more trouble than they're worth

Sadly my insurance is invalid without it so simply turning it off isn't an option.

My neighbour has one of those famous white Banham alarm boxes on his house.

He tells me its a deterent mainly, rarely turned on. He's an electrician and some of the places he visits its just an empty box.

Get a big dog.

Get a beware of the dog sign. 

And then go posting on message boards about how big it is. 

Just beware of someone then trying to scam you by selling dog biscuits for charity. 

I've got two fake boxes too including a very prominent one next to the road but sadly my insurer won't accept fake burglar alarms and dogs.  The only other real alternative is a massive artwork sale.

Banham are see you next tuesdays.

They protect their keys so you can't get them cut elsewhere. I guess their alarms are the same.

You can use other people just prefer to trust someone recommended with my security rather than say Jelly's mate Dave who may also have a few burglary convictions that he keeps quiet.

There's a place at Amen Corner that has a good reputation.