How old were you when you had your first elf-pleasure

Did you Fingolfin your Fëanor, or did you Turgon your Finrod?

I had a dream the other night that I was singing to Zooey Deschanel while she was in the shower. Probably not quite what you were looking for.

Zoe Deschanel in my shower is EXACTLY what I'm looking for

You sound Well Feral.

Gnome Sweet Gnome

I had to smirk when I saw the good Professor named a dwarf Groin.

I prefer to receive a goblin rather than do it myself.

Don't remember at all but it's a funny question.

This kind of makes me realise why I struggle with women - even sex with myself is not very memorable

Zooey Deschanel is concurrently the most desirable and most annoying woman on the planet.

Quite late. I had low elf-esteem.

Her facial expressions are excellent

NSFW?

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