Laz sun do you actually use the Ribble?

Seem to recall it's a size too big.

Where does all this bike interest come from?

If we go back 20 years, I don't recall people talking about high-end road bikes or aspiring to own them

So this is a relatively new thing 

Laz I have some Shimano double sided spd/flat pedals that do a great job. Mind you, on the e-bike I installed a set of big mtb flats as the pedals it came with were slippery in wet conditions.

Shamelessly hijacking this thread to say I did a pretend solo Ironman yesterday and am physically and mentally ruined.  Pretend because I did the swim in the pool and run on a treadmill. Made the cutoff times. Total time 14 hours 40 minutes. 9600 calories burned. Currently having a burger for breakfast. Never doing that again.

Why would you do a pretend one if you're not training for a real one?  Though arguably it's not gr8 prep for one.  Don't say to say I done one, because pool and treadmill most definitely don't count.  Good effort though.  My actual IM took me 14h25m so I can empathise with the shift.

Yep defo don’t count fully aware of that.  I thought I might do a real one and didn’t want to fail publicly. I now know I couldn’t do a real one.

I'd say you'd find a real one easier now.  They are not meant to be pleasant, you're now in no doubt about that.  Ultimately they are about mental toughness and doing it in a pool/treadmill is mentally harder than with other competitors and crowd etc.  Just pick an "easy" one and avoid sea swims.

I’m thinking of buying a Specialized hybrid, partially because I like the oxymoronic branding but also because when our riding with the kids I’d prefer something that allows a head up stance, I’d quite like to have secondary brake handles fitted on the ribble racer so that when I get tired of the drop handlebar position I can sit up but still actually use the brakes. Did I mention it’s got a kickstand too? Oh but the extra weight the extra weight give over sun I weigh thirteen and a half stone, if I don’t have a shit for 24h I retain more weight than the kickstand adds.

as a great bike blog I once read said: not having a kickstand is fine for purists provided they’re the kind of purist who likes bikes falling over

Kickstand!  I don’t think I’ve thought I’ve needed to park my bike upright since I was 9.

As well as non-cleat pedals and a kick-stand are you going to put those tags that used to tie bread loaf packets at the top in your spokes to finish off the look, or will you add a ding-ding 🔔 to your handlebars too?  Shopping basket on the back maybe?  I’m sure Ribble would oblige 

No I won’t do any of that. who on earth puts a luggage rack on a racing bike!

But, absolutely every time I park my bike I want to park it upright.

I’d like a proper touring bike with panniers tho for a different type of riding ofc

See you on York Hill

"who on earth puts a luggage rack on a racing bike"

It rather depends: for longer audaxes (i.e. over 400 and over) I stick Restrap (https://restrap.com) on the Domane. But then audaxes are full of the middle bit of the Venn diagram of beards, middle-aged blokes, bike-lovers and CAMRA.  And they all used Carradice.