My OTHER neighbours...
Parents with four kids - the two oldest kids have moved out, and it's the 21 year old and 11 year old sons still at home.
Parents and 11 year old seem to be away at the moment.
The 21 year old is at home.
Two nights ago, I'm awoken by the noise a very noisy, amorous female voice. Last night was a repeat. 3pm today was a repeat - and I figure out it is coming from my neighbours' house. The 21 year old and his girlfriend's car are in the driveway.
We normally can't hear our neighbours because we're on relatively large blocks.
She doesn't seem to be there tonight.
Should I message the parents?
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Because a 21yo and their gf are having sex? Jesus Christ
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why on earth would you do that?
You simply knock on the door and ask them to keep the noise down.
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And say what!!?!
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Yes.
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Eddie, I'm afraid they'll ask me to join.
Grey, I don't know. I was going to go passive and say, "Have you left Ollie and his girlfriend at your house for the school holidays?"
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If you want to embarrass them call the cops and say there is screaming from next door
Like someone’s being murdered
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are you tempted to join them or can't you just politely decline?
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I am not tempted to join them, but I feel awkward saying no.
Kerrist, I'm a millennial.
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why? sounds like they're having a nice enough time without you
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Well, she is loud but seems more porntastic than "having a nice enough time".
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at least he hasn't had the house party from hell yet. You know the one where you wake up and there's a car parked in your front door.
I was at a gig in Cork city one night when I was about 20 and as the show was coming to an end my buddy turned to me and said "I just heard there's a party in the Mardyke after the show".. this went around like a wildfire and literally a thousand people turned up at this girls house.... we didn't leave until there were more cops than partiers.. great night, house was thrashed.
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If it sounds *that* porntastic, maybe she's left the car in the driveway while she's down at the shops, and he's just enjoying a bit of alone time with the volume turned up on his laptop?
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I think you’ll find the youngs do it quite pron stylee, being the effect of decades of pronhub, but you’d need to check. The neighbourhood sounds awful generally.
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True, Eddie. Worst we've had so far was champagne bottles and beer cans on the front lawn.
Bertha, my neighbourhood was OK until a few weeks ago. I've been way too friendly.
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There’ll be a knock on the door from the blind man next.
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When I hear such things from my neighbours my response is generally "good on you" tinged with a little jealousy.
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Yes you will have the nieghbours on the other side winking at you soon if its that loud.
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Urgh, I'm going to have to move.
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I thought this was about Neighbours.
Ash sounds like Mrs Mangel.
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Don’t really remember Mrs Mangel
Who was the woman who was a bit of busybody in the mid 90s? Think she was a Robinson.
The episode I remember was her standing for local election on a typically nannying platform and getting two votes
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Julie Martin
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Show a little understanding
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Looks like you’ve found the perfect blend of Neighbours there Ash.
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Des n Daphne having some lunch hour wonder stuff? Aw no yeah
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I’ll be honest, but Ash does seem a bit weird.
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By any chance are you the key protagonist and busybody in the neighbourhood WhatsApp group? Just checking
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