Dunno Guy, but they are always driven by scrotes with a backpack and have a 'L' plate even though I don't believe the drivers are learners. They are ne'er do wells and make no mistake.
The lawyer who just sent me his own companies internal contract template (complete with all the drafting notes and options) and told me to just ‘fill’ it in for them.
I believe the L plates are all to do with not having done your basic motorbike training which means it's just someone after an affordable method of getting around who can't afford to do the full training to ride a proper motorbike.
you need to have a driving licence to do motorbike training, and I think that includes scooters. People with L plates aren't necessarily those who can't afford the training, they just don't want to do it for various reasons
they are riding a 125 on a CBT. It's a day course and a 2 year L plate licence after which you either have to do the full direct access course or retake the CBT
The lawyer who just sent me his own companies internal contract template (complete with all the drafting notes and options) and told me to just ‘fill’ it in for them.
This is an open invitation to mess with them. Remove all your obligations and keep all of theirs.
Eddie's weirdly focussed on improper highway usage but it's a big issue . I almost got mowed down by a Deliveroo guy who was riding on the pavement . I got no apology and he acted annoyed as if it was his right of way on what was a narrow pavement (there was a wide and empty road too).
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6. People who say "eatery"
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Wightlink more expensive per mile than the QE2.
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People who call dessert pud
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People who use the phrase ‘creative hub’
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I would have thought lots, perhaps even most, short ferry links are more expensive per mile than a transatlantic cruise liner?
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Marketing types who make me post stuff on LinkedIn. I am not interested in LinkedIn, it is all the downsides of social media without any of the fun.
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people who present the SAME OLD corporate bullshyt as though it's new and transformational
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People who say 'holibobs'.
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today, pretty much everyone
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re linkedin, people who share hard buzzkill personal life stories
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people who eat dinner in the middle of the day.. that's lunch you trogs.
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What like this one clergs?
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People who say "People who say 'holibobs'."
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Marjorie Taylor Green
and all other Trump enablers and Putin c0cksukkers.
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Suella
Work Experience
The Bad Enoch
Head Boy Hunt
Japes Cleverly
Richard Lice
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retired boomers
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... especially those who think they "worked hard"
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heh - I still can't work out if that really is her or her husband.
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"I worked for 30 years (part time) I've earned my retirement!"
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People (county lines drug runners I assume) who ride those little motorcycles that have a disproptionately loud engine.
And agree re boomers.
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In-laws
fook boys
People with wedding anniversaries
The black dog
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Piers and Matthew for not allowing freedom of swearing
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those guys I saw going about 40mph on e-unicycle scooters in Canary Wharf last week.
Food delivery drivers who use the footpath.
People in mobility scooters who seem to think we owe them something
Deliveroo customer care
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I'm definitely going on holibobs to go to an eatery and enjoy pud.
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Eddie, you must be a frustrated pedestrian
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and a hungry one
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why would drugs runners have vehicles with loud engines? Seems rather counterintuitive.
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Dunno Guy, but they are always driven by scrotes with a backpack and have a 'L' plate even though I don't believe the drivers are learners. They are ne'er do wells and make no mistake.
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The lawyer who just sent me his own companies internal contract template (complete with all the drafting notes and options) and told me to just ‘fill’ it in for them.
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agree Jelly. The same people who say something "makes good eating".
Oh properly fuc k yourself in your eatery.
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I believe the L plates are all to do with not having done your basic motorbike training which means it's just someone after an affordable method of getting around who can't afford to do the full training to ride a proper motorbike.
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you need to have a driving licence to do motorbike training, and I think that includes scooters. People with L plates aren't necessarily those who can't afford the training, they just don't want to do it for various reasons
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they are riding a 125 on a CBT. It's a day course and a 2 year L plate licence after which you either have to do the full direct access course or retake the CBT
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Pubs that offer sausage and mash for £18.99.
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Judge Aileen Cannon
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There's a place in Ladbroke Grove called Artisan Eatery. So only Artisans can eat there? Or do they only serve meaningless word salads?
I want to go there just to use their shitery.
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What do you expect in Ladbroke Grove? It’s full of c unts
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they used to have a place that did flower shaped waffles and ice cream
loved that
the people I used to go with got married and had kids and don't do fun things like that with me any more :(
my life would be about 100% more fun if nobody had kids
either that or like the Children of Men dystopia in which everyone runs mad
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Donald John Trump can fvck the fvkc off. Obvs
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Ooh, I
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Well, fook.
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This is an open invitation to mess with them. Remove all your obligations and keep all of theirs.
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People on the motorway who speed up AFTER they've spent half an hour overtaking something in the middle lane.
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Threeps I went to school with Gareth Megson!
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Brexiteers. The whole damn lot of you. What a mess you lot made of this country.
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Sozew
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Srs q are you mortified?
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Eddie's weirdly focussed on improper highway usage but it's a big issue . I almost got mowed down by a Deliveroo guy who was riding on the pavement . I got no apology and he acted annoyed as if it was his right of way on what was a narrow pavement (there was a wide and empty road too).
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But their lime bikes
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Lime bikes can fvck off and all
Oh you are available are you? In that bloke next door's front room is it? Will just knock and let him know I've reserved it.
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