Saturday Papers

They were all out of Telegraphs in Waitrose earlier so I said to the lady in front of me at the Q: "you must have taken the last one." "It's ok," she said, "if you run and get me a Guardian, we can swap. I like to keep an open mind,"

Turns out she was a Times reader and they'd also run out of those.

I guess that's the good thing about reading the Times, you can switch either way.