Arse thrush kills one in twenty women in scotland

What a way to go

I had to google what on earth these things are.  Hideous is what they are.  

Risky has a specific restraining order regarding scrunch bums. 

No serious sports person would wear those surely? 

Some women like to wear them in the gym. Pretty sure they were designed to titliate heterosexual men. It's a win all-round. 

When at the gym, you want to get in, go hard, get out. I want to wear functional clothing that allows me to move. I have never understood why anyone would care what they looked like. The gym is a safe space where you can just look bloody awful, and it’s ok because you are doing something great for your body and self. No judgements.  

What's a gym??

I have a pair of these they show off my great arse

There is one of those gym places not too far from me.  When I go past, I can see people running on 'stuff'.  It all looks a bit sweaty and smelly to me.

I ain't overweight and I walk a lot.  That is all I will do.

Do they improve anal?

You know what creates a fuller bottom, of perfect shape? Squats and deadlifts. And eating properly.

As a complete failure in the pert arse dept myself,  that looks like it treads a dangerous, arse crack,  thin line between good advice  and humble brag 

You know what creates a fuller bottom, of perfect shape? Squats and deadlifts. And eating properly.

Yeah but nobody will know if you hide it away under loose fitting stuff. Wonderful invention imo.

HG I'm sorry to be the one to have to explain, but you need to remove your leggings, this is why you keep kicking yourself in the face.