Surely you can spot a roffer a mile off by now?

Not sure you can really slag her for having an abusive ex

Although could be a Raoul Moat sitch

she sounds mental, so the sechs should be good and she's probably an 8 or 9 at least

bearing in mind you're a solid 4 (that's a west country 4 so I guess a London 2 but a Birmingham 6) you're quids in 

where the fcuk was I going with this

oh yeah, so have dinner, ruin the last of your heirloom llama fur bedsheets that the duke of Saunthorpe gave your grannie and then kick her to the kerb when she goes full clergs (we just have to hope she doesn't go straight to full lydia but statistically she should stay in the feebs-cru "goldilocks" zone of mentalness to fun for at least a couple of dates) 

True Fence but she's worried that I might decide to be a hero and go after him which is very definitely not my style but it's more the fact that he still has the kids half the time so is clearly around and might not appreciate finding he's been replaced.

Yes she's told all her friends and colleagues that she was going on a date with someone amazing.

Who's the lucky guy?

Sumo all I have to say to you is convent educated former flight attendant so a right mix of cliches.

hmmm
Maybe set her up with tecco? 

I have nothing to top Sumo’s wisdom on this 

oh there is a scale...

Yes, yes it is. Go for it.

"bearing in mind you're a solid 4 (that's a west country 4 so I guess a London 2 but a Birmingham 6) you're quids in "

a heh from me Clive.

SummerSails11 Apr 24 14:10

......convent educated former flight attendant......

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Sails, if you are genuinely thinking of passing up what I can only assume would turn out to be something akin to the Hangover 2 (except it is set in the seedy underbelly of Winchester instead of Las Vegas) then you need your head examining even more than is commonly acknowledged

you cannot deny us married centrist dads with many a hedge to cut as our weekend excitement this chance at vicarious frivolity! 

get back on that app and tell her you're the fcuking key master or something! 

I'm having lunch with her on Saturday so if I don't appear on her on Monday can you ask Jim to get his colleagues to check out new patios in Tunbridge Wells.

she's worried that I might decide to be a hero and go after him

Isn’t this the sub-plot of Wayne’s World with Kim basinger asking Garth to kill her husband?

where are you having lunch (not the actual address just what kind of joint?) 

If Sails is paying then it's Pizza Hut.

I've let her choose so probably a fancy new bunny boiling place.

Sumo all I have to say to you is convent educated former flight attendant so a right mix of cliches.

So I guess she’s a good bet for a ‘mile-high club’ experience, then!

convent educated former flight attendant

Almost certainly bangs like a belt-fed howitzer then.

Buzz.11 Apr 24 15:14

convent educated former flight attendant

Almost certainly bangs like a belt-fed howitzer then.

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I had "like a clown running through a minefield" but that works too 

My betting is she will have been Rogered more times than Canary Jim's radio

I don’t want to spoil the fun but seriously if she is a mother and has had problems in the past she is someone who may want or need some consideration and integrity and if the Sail can’t offer that he should mention it at lunch not at a later date. 

I would prefer to know what I'm walking into rather than someone changing the subject when you try and ask about the past.

bump for reference

Watch Baby Reindeer before you go on your next date.

1, I'm old, I don't go on dates

2. if I watched that I'd be wanting venison all night 

3. those people are fcuking amateurs, they didn't even bring a sack