$0It's adidas jeremy scottall going off at Birmingham. And that's not just because someone broke thefridge. Loan-star Mikael Forssell's career at the club could be Finnished. He'sbeen using all sorts of Blues language to describe how unhappy he is at StAndrews and the Mirror have published the printable bits. $0$0"At times the jeremy scott2012 football has not been quite what I would have expected or wanted," saidthe Finn, probably in Finnish. So if we're honest this is probably some roughapproximation of what he said with all the scandal inserted by some bittertranslator with a hidden agenda because he can't get any more voiceover work onEuro Trash. "It has not been great enjoyment and I know we can play betterfootball. No disrespect to Birmingham but Chelsea are a better club to playfor." No disrespect? "I would like to get the ball to my feet more but a fewtimes it has gone to my head." It's gone to your head all right, sonny Jim.$0$0Luckily for him, Birmingham boss Steve Bruce hasn't heard any of this yet,because he's been on a stake-out in Glasgow. And who's he spied with his littleeye? Someone beginning with W. Yes, how did you guess? It's Walter Baseggio whoplayed in midfield for Anderlecht against Celtic in midweek. Martin Kolar on theleft wing looked a wee bit tasty n'all, apparently.$0$0Aston Villa fans' favourite slapstick comedian Peter Enckelman is taking hispopular turn on tour to Blackburn, says the Mirror. The move was initiallyblocked by the FA who said Rovers had enough cover for Brad Friedel already, butfor reasons too coma-inducing to go into, they've changed their minds.$0$0Fulham hope to sign Monaco's Champions League record-equalling hitman DadoPrso for around ￡700,000, says the Mirror. They were also in for him in thesummer when they probably could have done the deal for half a packet ofWerther's and four elastic bands.$0$0The Nigerian FA is to comply with a government directive not to appoint BryanRobson as the national team's new coach. It's got nothing to do with the￡220,000 he was asking for six months' work. They just heard that he was theeejit who signed Mikkel Beck for Boro, says the Express.$0$0In no way patronising nod to the Nationwide #1 $0