^{The gang in Millport, this week.}

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RollOnFriday is off for its traditional break during the dog days of August, but for you - for you there is no break.

We’ve dug up a potpourri of the silliest stories so far this year for you to enjoy from your sunlounger, including the owl firm and the lawyer with the infinite head.

Keep sending in your news, and if you haven’t already, join thousands of other legal professionals on LawyerUp.

The app, produced by ROF, is for everyone in the legal sector.

Fill out a few fields and let it sit on your phone. When top firms and companies want to fill a position, they’ll use the same categories to whittle down the database to a shortlist of (anonymous, to them) profiles.

If you fit the bill, with a click of their eager mouse firms can send a message to your app that they’re keen to know more about you. Don’t panic if you’ve not got a match yet, ROF is sure you’re very desirable.

If you’re interested, tap to release your name and contact details so the firm can choose to take it further. Or, just ignore them like a lofty emperor.

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^{You, deciding.}

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Grab the app on the App Store or Google Play. 

Further distraction can be found on the discussion board, in the shapes of clouds, and through argument with strangers.