A newly qualified lawyer at Skadden's Canary Wharf office has been floored by a bouncer after chucking beer bottles around at a local bar. The associate was drinking last Friday to celebrate being kept on as an associate with the firm. Apparently one bottle nearly hit a woman in the head so the bouncer chinned him, banned him from the bar and left him to slink off home in disgrace.
   
survey on biscuit related injuries reveals that custard creams are the most dangerous. Every decent firm should follow the lead of Wragges and bake their own.
  Two 20-year-old men in Oklahoma have been arrested after playing a pornographic DVD on the display TVs at their local Walmart.
   
  It seems the credit crunch has hit ex Allen & Overy lawyer and RollOnFriday regular Deidre Dare. The one woman publicity stunt is so short of funds that she is now threatening to hooker herself for $2,500 a night (offer includes breakfast in bed).
 It had better be a very good breakfast
  An Austrian has been fined £45 for farting while being questioned by police officers.
  And finally, seven trainees from Bird & Bird are doing a skydive on 27th September in aid of Action for Street Kids. To find out more and throw them a couple of quid check out their webpage.
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