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A newly qualified lawyer at Skadden's Canary Wharf office has been floored by a bouncer after chucking beer bottles around at a local bar. The associate was drinking last Friday to celebrate being kept on as an associate with the firm. Apparently one bottle nearly hit a woman in the head so the bouncer chinned him, banned him from the bar and left him to slink off home in disgrace. |
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A survey on biscuit related injuries reveals that custard creams are the most dangerous. Every decent firm should follow the lead of Wragges and bake their own. |
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Two 20-year-old men in Oklahoma have been arrested after playing a pornographic DVD on the display TVs at their local Walmart. |
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It seems the credit crunch has hit ex Allen & Overy lawyer and RollOnFriday regular Deidre Dare. The one woman publicity stunt is so short of funds that she is now threatening to hooker herself for $2,500 a night (offer includes breakfast in bed).
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It had better be a very good breakfast |
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An Austrian has been fined £45 for farting while being questioned by police officers. |
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And finally, seven trainees from Bird & Bird are doing a skydive on 27th September in aid of Action for Street Kids. To find out more and throw them a couple of quid check out their webpage. |
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