If the couple we have at work are anything to go by, not very

In my experience not the hottest of the Scandinavians 

How would u rank, pheebz?

Purely physically, no adjustments for demeanour or personal substance

Feel bad for your colleagues, tom. R they trolly?

Swedish

Icelandic

Danes

Norwegian

Finnish

I’d have thought the pale, gothy, mullety, morose look would be up your street 

their language is mental 

Exactly,

maybe I have just met rubbish Finns

I read that as "their language is metal"

Which would also work 

Heh

Hmm https://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/14-finnish-men-who-are-so-hot-youll-actually-have-to-cool-do

Oh god they love metal. And that weird tobacco stuff in tea bags they put behind their teeth.

minging

They spend a good amount of time in Saunas, so quite. 

I was there for the last three weeks. Here are my observations:

Generally into exercise

Dress sense a few years out of date 

Pretty quiet, but quite bubbly in a funny awkward way.

some look more on the Russian side

Love walking with those nordic sticks

Sauna botherers

The ones in Tampere seemed to be on the lash more those in Helsinki. 

Music is stuck between 2000 and 2005.

So they haven't got to Lordi winning Eurovision in 2006...

That's the best bit

Lordi distilled the essence of 2000 to 2005 to win in 2006 with aplomb. Alas the rasmus failed trying to do the same trick this year :(

I spent yesterday morning with 3 Finnish women (not in a sauna) and was whelmed marginally but not overly. I did notice that two of them had very lovely eyes. I don't imagine I made their day either.

Reported for sexism and objectification. Do better.

now if you'd said objectivity.................

Women in saunas are always tricky tbf. Top marks for remembering they had eyes. 

That buzzfeed link is someone trying to find the best pictures of men in an entire country and yet they all look a bit weird.

I don't think finns are scandies.  They are progeny of the khan's hoardes (hence having a weird language like magyar).

Half of them are quasi-Russians with similar looks. The other half is just bleak.

All of them are depressed.

None of them is able to communicate in a meaninful manner.

The only Finns I can immediately think of are Hakkinen and Litmanen, who tbf look about as opposite as white men can get. 

Whenever I see Hakkinen I’m always convinced that somewhere a mid-tier accountancy firm is missing an audit manager. 

Can confirm both that we are very hot, and - per Wang - not Scandinavian. Although I’m Swede-Finn, so, like Hovis, best of both. 

It seems I am coming first and bringing up the rear in your list Phoebes. 

my pal is in Helsinki and I have never felt the Brexit "you can never live here" buzzkill harder

Imho, a higher proportion of attractive women than most other nations 

Clergs, you have spent more than ten years on here moaning about where you live, pining to live elsewhere and then, quite famously, not doing so.

How the fook does brexit change this?

At least you have an excuse other than being a lazy bumhole.

I could list all of the things I am currently doing in addition to my full-time job (which involves being across the UK and outside the UK)

but it would make you feel bad about sitting on the sofa five miles from whatever home counties parish you were born in

just because I live in one place doesn't mean I don't have a life in other places

Is no 1 on the list roffing to a global audience?

Miss Worldwide aye.

You need to work on your ad hominems fella, they suckass.

well you just called me a "lazy bumhole" for having an existence outside the English provinces so you should probably look to yourself first

it's the main reason Brexit happened, this mistaking the centre of the world being near you for you being worldly

No, pretty happy with my ad hominems, they zingmax.

About 37 degrees Celsius I would imagine 

One of the most famous forensic pathology textbooks is authored by a Finn. 

is it good?

It’s ok as a basic introduction. 

I had my first kiss in Finland.

With an Italian, tho 😉

ah the good old EU days  :(

You can still have a snog in Finland. Or even Italy. 

yeah but now it's ruined by the visa inequality

Might make it feel more transgressive….

I'd rather just be an EU citizien tbh

Maybe for one night only in Helsinki you can feel your passport move.