An actual question, not breathless observation. If the couple we have at work are anything to go by, not very 0 Vote up! In my experience not the hottest of the Scandinavians 0 Vote up! How would u rank, pheebz? Purely physically, no adjustments for demeanour or personal substance 0 Vote up! Feel bad for your colleagues, tom. R they trolly? 0 Vote up! Swedish Icelandic Danes Norwegian Finnish 0 Vote up! I’d have thought the pale, gothy, mullety, morose look would be up your street their language is mental 0 Vote up! Exactly, maybe I have just met rubbish Finns 0 Vote up! I read that as "their language is metal" Which would also work 1 Vote up! Heh 0 Vote up! Hmm https://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/14-finnish-men-who-are-so-hot-youll-actually-have-to-cool-do 0 Vote up! Oh god they love metal. And that weird tobacco stuff in tea bags they put behind their teeth. minging 0 Vote up! They spend a good amount of time in Saunas, so quite. 0 Vote up! I was there for the last three weeks. Here are my observations: Generally into exercise Dress sense a few years out of date Pretty quiet, but quite bubbly in a funny awkward way. some look more on the Russian side Love walking with those nordic sticks Sauna botherers The ones in Tampere seemed to be on the lash more those in Helsinki. 0 Vote up! Music is stuck between 2000 and 2005. 0 Vote up! So they haven't got to Lordi winning Eurovision in 2006... That's the best bit 0 Vote up! Lordi distilled the essence of 2000 to 2005 to win in 2006 with aplomb. Alas the rasmus failed trying to do the same trick this year :( 0 Vote up! I spent yesterday morning with 3 Finnish women (not in a sauna) and was whelmed marginally but not overly. I did notice that two of them had very lovely eyes. I don't imagine I made their day either. 0 Vote up! Reported for sexism and objectification. Do better. 0 Vote up! now if you'd said objectivity................. 0 Vote up! Women in saunas are always tricky tbf. Top marks for remembering they had eyes. 0 Vote up! That buzzfeed link is someone trying to find the best pictures of men in an entire country and yet they all look a bit weird. 0 Vote up! I don't think finns are scandies. They are progeny of the khan's hoardes (hence having a weird language like magyar). 0 Vote up! Half of them are quasi-Russians with similar looks. The other half is just bleak. All of them are depressed. None of them is able to communicate in a meaninful manner. 0 Vote up! The only Finns I can immediately think of are Hakkinen and Litmanen, who tbf look about as opposite as white men can get. Whenever I see Hakkinen I’m always convinced that somewhere a mid-tier accountancy firm is missing an audit manager. 0 Vote up! Can confirm both that we are very hot, and - per Wang - not Scandinavian. Although I’m Swede-Finn, so, like Hovis, best of both. 0 Vote up! It seems I am coming first and bringing up the rear in your list Phoebes. 0 Vote up! my pal is in Helsinki and I have never felt the Brexit "you can never live here" buzzkill harder 0 Vote up! Imho, a higher proportion of attractive women than most other nations 0 Vote up! Clergs, you have spent more than ten years on here moaning about where you live, pining to live elsewhere and then, quite famously, not doing so. How the fook does brexit change this? At least you have an excuse other than being a lazy bumhole. 0 Vote up! I could list all of the things I am currently doing in addition to my full-time job (which involves being across the UK and outside the UK) but it would make you feel bad about sitting on the sofa five miles from whatever home counties parish you were born in just because I live in one place doesn't mean I don't have a life in other places 0 Vote up! Is no 1 on the list roffing to a global audience? Miss Worldwide aye. 0 Vote up! You need to work on your ad hominems fella, they suckass. 0 Vote up! well you just called me a "lazy bumhole" for having an existence outside the English provinces so you should probably look to yourself first 0 Vote up! it's the main reason Brexit happened, this mistaking the centre of the world being near you for you being worldly 0 Vote up! No, pretty happy with my ad hominems, they zingmax. 0 Vote up! About 37 degrees Celsius I would imagine 0 Vote up! One of the most famous forensic pathology textbooks is authored by a Finn. 0 Vote up! is it good? 0 Vote up! It’s ok as a basic introduction. 0 Vote up! I had my first kiss in Finland. With an Italian, tho 😉 0 Vote up! ah the good old EU days :( 0 Vote up! You can still have a snog in Finland. Or even Italy. 0 Vote up! yeah but now it's ruined by the visa inequality 0 Vote up! Might make it feel more transgressive…. 0 Vote up! I'd rather just be an EU citizien tbh 0 Vote up! Maybe for one night only in Helsinki you can feel your passport move. 0 Vote up! Refresh Back to board Join the discussion Login Register 0 Vote up!