This week's entry into the bonkers hall of fame is a German firm with superspy trimmings.
George Partner (yes, it's called George Partner) comes with a private jet, intelligence officers, and even...an exclusive Client card. To prove it, the firm showcases awkward young lawyers posing in a stunning video montage.
"Just heading for a meeting in a private jet. NBD."
"This plane is writing cheques your suit can't cash."
"Ach nein, a two hour flight of amending contracts. Chicken, please."
Back at the office, lawyers hold al fresco meetings on balconies.
"I wish we had some chairs."
"ACTING NATURAL, ENJOYING HUMAN COMPANY"
"We have chairs in this room, can I sit down?"
"Argh, there goes my back."
"....is that a chair?"
The glitz and glamour of law at George Partner extends to its sexy, covert operations. It has a Legal Intelligence team.
And, naturally, an underground bunker, for their work.
-Tappitty tappity tap tap- "Ja, I've cracked the code and accessed a secret area! It's 300 shopping mall unit leases - and we must check them all!"
"Scheiße - it was the office electricity mains. How do we turn this back on?"
With no power in the office, intelligence officers resort to the traditional way of gathering information - peeping.
"Oooh, is that a Slender-billed curlew?"
"If anyone asks, tell them we're cosplaying The Wire."
The exclusivity that comes with being a client of George Partner is best demonstrated by the 'client card'. It's free, yes free, and can be used to prove your status to anyone, anytime you find yourself in a "conflict situation".
"Woah, Barry, back off. He's with George Partner."
"Client Card emergency? Ah yes, that's meaningless, sorry."
"Well, it might get you 15% off at Nandos."
You can discover more about George Partner on its amazing website.
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