Things are so bad at Finers Stephens Innocent that the firm is having to pimp out its staff:

 


 
   

A 25-year-old juror has been arrested after walking out of court half way through a trial because he was "extremely bored" and "just couldn't take it" anymore.


A man faces up to ten years in jail after being accused of pissing in a lift. Michael Hicks, an American government employee, apparently admitted to frequently relieving himself in his office lift because he "felt he could get away with it".


Do any readers know what Duncan Lewis solicitors have done to deserve this poster being plastered all over London?





Manchester-based costs consultants The Robbins Partnership has a website that is hosted by a bear. And phones that are answered by bears. And a bear researcher.



   

And Richard Laignel, a trainee at Jersey firm Nigel Harris and Partners, is embarking on a 48 mile walk around the coast of Jersey with three of his mates for the Anthony Nolan Trust. Dressed as Teletubbies. That's got to be worth a fiver. Donate here.



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