One thing she ain't, is poor.

I'd keep her up for 30hrs

She's a flake 

all her songs are basically about how much she hates her ex

lyrically, an absolute one trick pony

But successful laz, crying all the way to the bank or vegas.

I fancy a flake now

She’s many things but poor isn’t one of them.

ooffer you’re a plagiarist. 

I was just too distracted by those nails!

Now I know she probably doesn't have to do household chores, but she does have to do personal stuff and they must get in the way and be unhygienic. 

I often get distracted by beautiful talented successful women. 

I suspect some of it may genuinely have been beyond her control.

Struggle to see why she can't just stand at the front with a microphone and sing. Isn't her whole thing the singing? She's not Beyonce.

Maybe the colour changing light broke.

Probably the sophisticated filters that makes her look bizarrely gaunt on video.

She’s almost a parody of herself with that Easy on Me song. 

I often get distracted by beautiful talented successful women. 

Beautiful??? ew

She is an entertainer who’s biggest draw is her voice. Put a spot light on her, give her a stool, some simple acoustics and sing some songs. Include more audience participation and answer questions, do request etc. Don’t cancel so late in the day when people have incurred costs and huge effort to come and see you. That’s her ego - because it isn’t the show she wants or maybe how she wants to be seen.

she is a twot

Adew 

If there’s one thing she ain’t not, it’s not poor.

Adew, Adew, such fond farewell

what adele and highjinx said. She is so up herself, and all her songs are the same