Someone's reached the end of their tether at Macfarlanes:



Thanks to the spotter for bringing the Four Square Limit Stool Cushion Rule to RollOnFriday's attention.


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Anonymous 08 July 15 16:37

Reading between the lines here the author has stool issues, I think they consult the Bristol Stool Scale and have worked out a formula as to how many sheets according to stool type. Cushioning may be provided by 4 sheets but that surely isn't enough for a stool muffle. Not only does the cushion and muffle apply here but lining the bowl may be a requirement depending on where you are on the Bristol scale.