Theo Fennell, the "king of bling", has just launched a new silverware collection.

In these straightened times there are only so many people prepared to pay five figures for a diamond encrusted earwax remover. So in a bid to up its profits and get hoi polloi on board, Fennell is making his trademark "skull" jewellery out of silver. Here's a dead lawyer, that's just been picked up by RollOnFriday's Matthew.

The puns just write themselves...